Amuseables Amuseables Food Drink

Originally from the pastures of Southern France, Amuseables Goat Cheese moved to London to pursue his dream: becoming a world-renowned perfumer. A bold ambition for a cheese, perhaps, but he has the nose for it.Of course, he still summers in France with his cousins, Amuseables Brie and Camembert – la famille is everything.

Amuseables Parmesan is a practically perfect cheese! In light yellow fur with a darker, textured rind, this wedge of joy has a big stitched smile and fine cord cocoa boots – the perfect accompaniment to every foodie adventure!

Amuseables Camembert is here to spread cheesy joy. This cream suedette cheese has stitched rind detail, and is topped with sprigs of suedette rosemary. Nestled in its fine cord container with staple detail, this smiling cheese can be taken out of its box for foodie hugs. The perfect gift for any foodie friend.

Amuseables Sardine Tin is a master of efficiency. As part-time logistics manager at Swinley Boar’s Boar Store, he’s in charge of inventory, crate-stacking, and ensuring all supplies are tinned, tagged, and bagged for action. He’s got a spreadsheet for everything (organized by brine level, of course) and although some think meticulous efficiency might be boring, he’s surprisingly good company once he opens up.  Never ask what’s in tin number four, though… He’s sworn to secrecy! 

Amuseables Raclette loves working with numbers. She can take your raw data, slice it and dice it and produce a glossy report (complete with pie charts).Her preference is anything Christmas-related: whether that’s working out the likelihood that London will have a white Christmas, mapping Eldo Elf sightings, or comparing when people say they’ll take down their decorations with when they actually do...

Oozing with charm, Amuseables Cheese Fondue loves hosting dinner parties, regaling guests with tales from his life as concierge of Switzerland’s most luxurious five-star hotel.You'll hear how he once located Amuseables Graham Potato minutes before he was due to run a fitness session (asleep behind an exceptionally soft velvet sofa). And the time he secured a window table at the overbooked restaurant for the legendary Amuseables Baguette...This smooth talker likes sharing so much he'll pinch the pickles off your plate – then convince you it was your idea!

Amuseables Boiled Egg Graduation has done the work. Studied the texts. Sat the exams. With a tasselled cap that stays on – just about – he still can’t believe he’s officially a graduate (was it that helping hand from pal Amuseables Boiled Egg Geek? Who knows…).For now, this clever old egg is enjoying his moment. Ask him what’s next, and he’ll tell you something in cloud computing – or perhaps soft furnishings. The world’s his oyster. 

Amuseables Boiled Egg Geek has opinions. So many opinions.With thick-rimmed specs, boundless enthusiasm, and a backpack full of facts no one asked for, he’s the quiz night champion all the Amuseables want on their team. If you need him, he’ll be in his room, coding his own board game – or correcting the subtitles on classic sci-fi films.Soft? At heart, yes. Scrambled? Emotionally, sometimes. But always a delight to have around.

Amuseables Cinnamon Bun has a nose for mysteries – or more specifically, for things gone missing. A scarf, a spoon, a slightly bruised banana (don’t ask); if it’s lost, she’ll find it.She’s renowned for her one-bun “lost and found” service. Clients include Brooke Otter (forever misplacing her Thames-side treasures), Clyde Capybara (nap-related absent-mindedness), and even Amuseables Bagel, who once left his sesame seeds behind. (Case closed within the hour.)Methodical, calm, and just a touch spicy, Cinnamon Bun always cracks the case. And if you’ve misplaced your keys? She probably knows exactly where they are.

Brigitte Brioche may have come from enriched dough, but don’t be fooled: she’s earned her place in the Jellycat Patisserie kitchens the hard way.From pot-washing to waitressing, she rose through the ranks with quiet determination and the softest crumb in town. Now sous chef, she works alongside Tarte Aux Citron and the Macaron triplets, putting love into every swirl, fold, and glaze.Hers is baking with heart – and she’ll always save a seat at the counter for you. 

Amuseables Milie Mille-Feuille is a passionate pogoer. All those neat, flaky layers? Consider them springs, ready to bounce her sky-high. Naturally, her hobby causes a stir. Some call her a health hazard; others admire her elevated style. Either way, you’ll hear her before you see her – soft cream swirls and cordy boots landing with cheerful thuds.Take a glance over the horizon, and you might just see her bouncing in the distance.

Amuseables Collette Tarte Au Citron has the softest touch in town – hands down. With her buttery base and silken swirl of meringue, she’s the most sought-after hand masseuse there is. (Those zest-infused oils? Secret recipe.)She kneads palms, soothes fingers, and pops any rogue weary back into place. She’ll even listen to your problems too. It’s not just hand massages, “it’s the full shebang!”She may be tangy by nature, but Collette’s all about balance: a little sugar, a little squeeze, and plenty of care. And if you want your nails done too, good friend and nail technician Fabulous Fruit Lemon will be only too happy to help.

A New York native, Amuseables Bagel runs one of the busiest delis on the block. His sesame-stitched crust and suede lox layer have made him a local legend. But the city’s food scene is fierce, and the Bagels have been locked in a rivalry with the burger joint down the block – yes, that burger joint – for generations. Lately, though, he and Amuseables Burger have been meeting for late-night chats over pickles and pastrami. A Bagel-Burger diner? Stranger things have happened…

Amuseables Mona Macaron has a sixth sense for presents. Birthdays, anniversaries, or just a Tuesday done well – she always knows what to give, and it’s always exactly right. (She once bought Amuseables Goat Cheese a perfume set… It’s still his proudest possession.)Mona’s a dedicated mood-boarder, ribbon-tier, and gift-wrap perfectionist. She and Brigitte Brioche often compare notes on presentation (bows vs. glaze, it’s an ongoing debate).Need a last-minute gift? She’s already got it sorted, beautifully packaged, and with your name on the tag. All you need to do is smile and take the credit.

Vivacious Vegetable Broccoli is a soul sensation. With a crown of bouncy green florets and a serious glitterball obsession, he’s the reigning king of Saturday nights.When the mirrorball drops, it’s straight into the spotlight. With the lights down and the volume up, that’s when he comes alive – his stalk shimmies are legendary.Despite the fame, he’s never outgrown his roots. He still jams with cousin Amuseables Broccoli, who fronts a metal band. Their sessions are... eclectic.

Vivacious Vegetable Carrot has been going missing. Or so claims Timmy Turtle, who’s currently in disguise (in his Garden Gnome outfit) to catch the culprit.In truth, Carrot’s just joined a twilight clog dancing class with Glenny Goat and Carys Caterpillar. He’s always first to arrive, always clacking the loudest, and has politely tried to explain the situation. But Timmy remains convinced there’s a conspiracy. So, for now, Carrot keeps dancing… and leaves a decoy in the vegetable patch, just to be safe. He’s a considerate sort, even mid-routine!

Amuseables Bunny Egg has taken Easter decorating into new territory. Dyed shells won’t do. Instead, she’s dressing up with rabbit ears, stencilled whiskers – and painting the whole living room lime green.Ricky Rain Frog assumed ‘egg decorating’ meant a quiet afternoon. Timmy Turtle just sighed. “Not in this house.”With a sunny yolk smile and boots built for a hard day’s paintwork, Bunny Egg is ready for the hunt. (That is, she will be – once she’s finished giving the curtains a second coat.)

Amuseables Eggetha Egg and Lance Soldier start every morning the same way: paper spread out, kettle boiling, and headlines read aloud with gusto. She underlines the crosswords. He insists the horoscopes are “research”.Together, they’re the Jellycat newsroom’s most devoted subscribers. Between them, no story goes unread, no headline ignored, and no gossip column missed – they couldn’t believe the news about Amuseables Peanut!Need some help with a sudoku? They'll be with you in a second – there’s a story here about Bartholomew Bear’s latest dance routine they just have to read first...

Amuseables Egglantine is all about summer – but only from a safe distance. She adores the warmth… provided she’s safely under a parasol, smothered in SPF 50, and wearing a wide-brimmed hat that could double as a small tent. (Fried eggs, after all, have to be careful.)She insists the shade is “the sophisticated choice” – more room for books, iced tea, and witty conversation. Plus, there’s less risk of having your spot stolen when you pop off for an ice cream.So yes, Egglantine loves the sun. Just not directly. Toasted bread, yes. Toasted yolk, absolutely not!

Dangling legs, neat zip-top, and soft mocha hues: the Amuseables Perkle Coffee Bag is your new favorite on-the-go essential.Styled after the Jellycat office’s multi-tasking marvel, Amuseables Perkle Coffee this cross-body brew brings just the right dose of charm to any commute or coffee run. He may not schedule your emails, but he’ll definitely perk up an outfit!Now, what’s on the agenda?